Test On Friday
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:20 am
Test On Friday
Last night I found myself watching TV and this commercial comes on for skin care and the girl says …. I am NOT making this up people … She says: “I woke up this morning with skin that felt brand new! And I was NOT dreaming.” Some product called Alveeno or something like that.
I woke up this morning with the same old tired leathery road kill skin, reached down and scratched parts of my body I have not seen in five and one-half years, stumbled into the bathroom to shave, and saw Willard Scott in my bathroom mirror! I used to have good looking skin, way back when, when the earth was still warm.
Aging has not been kind to me. The last time I was asked for my driver’s lic. ID the woman said I resembled Rush Limbaugh for cryin‘ out loud! If you are now forming a mental image, the words "well preserved" should come to mind.
Reality settles in, man, I hate it when that happens. It is imperative that I concentrate my efforts on improving my life, the skin can come later. Perhaps it is time to go to my preferences file and update my wants/wish do-hickey. I don’t need any overnight new skin; I have bigger problems than that.
Another test? I don’t need NO stinkin’ test. I have to go now, time to wash the Old Hoopie and make sure she is lookin’ good ... We is going to TBR tomorrow.
So goes Wednesday, one more day, middle of the week …..Hump Day for a five day wage slave in Central Oklahoma. As I don’t have twitter or any of that other jazz, I wil tell you what I am lined up to do ... I have to wash the bus.
I am gonna get all washed up, drive on down to Southern Oklahoma to TBR. Who knows? "I might even get drunk and be somebody this weekend!" Call everyone you know and warn them that “HE” is coming, trouble-maker is on the move!
Take yo’ best shot Sonnie! (Private joke sorry)
The rest of you ... hang in there ... only two more days till the weekend, you almost have it in the bag.
BCO
WHAT IS THE MOST DEPRESSING THING YOU EVER HEARD IN HIGH SCHOOL?
PAY ATTENTION SMITH!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TEST LATER, AND YOU WILL BE LOST AGAIN.
PAY ATTENTION SMITH!
THERE IS GOING TO BE A TEST LATER, AND YOU WILL BE LOST AGAIN.
Last night I found myself watching TV and this commercial comes on for skin care and the girl says …. I am NOT making this up people … She says: “I woke up this morning with skin that felt brand new! And I was NOT dreaming.” Some product called Alveeno or something like that.
Well, sure.
I woke up this morning with the same old tired leathery road kill skin, reached down and scratched parts of my body I have not seen in five and one-half years, stumbled into the bathroom to shave, and saw Willard Scott in my bathroom mirror! I used to have good looking skin, way back when, when the earth was still warm.
Aging has not been kind to me. The last time I was asked for my driver’s lic. ID the woman said I resembled Rush Limbaugh for cryin‘ out loud! If you are now forming a mental image, the words "well preserved" should come to mind.
New skin and it is not a dream, I should be so lucky.
Reality settles in, man, I hate it when that happens. It is imperative that I concentrate my efforts on improving my life, the skin can come later. Perhaps it is time to go to my preferences file and update my wants/wish do-hickey. I don’t need any overnight new skin; I have bigger problems than that.
For instance: I find my pants are creeping up on me, by the time I reach sixty-five and they have a reunion. I will be nothing but a pair of pants and a head!
Another test? I don’t need NO stinkin’ test. I have to go now, time to wash the Old Hoopie and make sure she is lookin’ good ... We is going to TBR tomorrow.
So goes Wednesday, one more day, middle of the week …..Hump Day for a five day wage slave in Central Oklahoma. As I don’t have twitter or any of that other jazz, I wil tell you what I am lined up to do ... I have to wash the bus.
Man, I hate washing the bus!
I am gonna get all washed up, drive on down to Southern Oklahoma to TBR. Who knows? "I might even get drunk and be somebody this weekend!" Call everyone you know and warn them that “HE” is coming, trouble-maker is on the move!
Take yo’ best shot Sonnie! (Private joke sorry)
The rest of you ... hang in there ... only two more days till the weekend, you almost have it in the bag.
BCO